do you have what it takes to be Barbie?

So I was at Myers in the afternoon, and I saw this area designated for Barbie. I was like "WOW BARBIEEEE!" Yes I was a moderate Barbie girl, i don't have 1232439503 types of Barbie but only..let me count

1)Barbie that had a fringe(cut by yours truly), frizzy hair from ironing and the barbie that I used to learn braiding

2) Barbie that has big ass purple gown with hair that cannot go down, the hair was tied up and I can't make it go down, after the first barbie I was afraid to do anything with heat on the hair, so the hair stayed up

3) Barbie that has gorgeous lushy hair! I love her hairrrrrrrrrrrrr and this barbie is my sexy doll

Ok i think i only have 3 barbies so sad! But i have barbie clay ice cream maker and wardrobe! and a few clothes. I remember when my mum's cousin(with his then gf) brought me to Miri when I was like 7-8ish and they bought me a set of barbie dress for my barbie and I got to choose which one I want, i was like wowowowowow i want this glittery red dress haha! and I also think I accidentally stole one of my cousin's barbie underwear during one of those intense bullying session haha!

So back to my story, I saw this life size Barbie night dress! It's cuteeeee i want but I don't think i can justify $45 cotton, made in china nightdress! BARBIEEEEE WHYYY?!?!?!?